How to Survive Falling Out of a Plane

The first question you must ask yourself when falling out of a plane, is why the h double hockey sticks are you falling out of a plane?! Was this on purpose? If so, then you probably have proper equipment, and this article is most likely not for you. You may read ahead to section 2. For everyone else, it’s time to reevaluate your life! What brought you to be falling out of a plane? Is it because you’ve been thrown from a…